Oscars and Razzies failure round up

La La land gets confused with indie title Moonlight for best picture, Hillary Clinton looses to Trump and has a Razzie winning documentary on her campaign and Suicide Squad wins an Oscar. What a great year in general.

Lets round up the best parts of the best, worst movies awards of the Razzies and the worst awards of the Oscars.

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The Oscars 2017

Round Up

 To sum up the awards of 2017, La La land won mostly everything but the best picture award.Even the announcers found this shocking, as by the time they realised Moonlight had won it the cast of La La land were already up on stage reading their acceptance speeches. Oh, and Suicide Squad won the Oscar for best makeup and hairstyle because Jared Letto’s hair was dyed green, beating Star Trek and A Man Called Ove. This was a well revived winner as it inspired many other film makers to produce complete garbage knowing that they have a solid shot at winning a minor award no matter how bad the movie. Hacksaw Ridge won the Oscar for best editing and I think Casey Affleck won the award for best actress/actor or something. Since Ben Affleck was in Batman Vs Superman the award had to be passed down to the second oldest of kin. But enough of that trash lets get on with the better awards ceremony.

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Razzies

Round Up

Honestly, apart from the failures that are the movies being presented in this award ceremony nothing actually went wrong. It is strange that the Oscars screws up, an award ceremony for good movies watched by millions. While an award ceremony for the worst movies does a better job of handling its ceremony. Nice one Hollywood. Any way here are the results:

Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

Worst Picture

Rebekah Turner

Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

Worst Actress

Dinesh D’Souza

Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

Worst Actor

Dinesh D’Souza

Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

Worst Director

Bruce Schooley

Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

Worst Director

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

David S. Goyer, Chris Terrio

Worst Screenplay

Kristen Wiig

Zoolander 2

Worst Supporting Actress

Jesse Eisenberg

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Worst Supporting Actor

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill

Worst Screen Couple/Ensemble

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off or Sequel

Mel Gibson

Hacksaw Ridge

Redeemer Award

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